Well what am I going to talk about today? I got these pork chops but kinda don't want to eat them, I think I will tho they were pretty delicious last night, really tender and tasty.
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Well what am I going to talk about today? I got these pork chops but kinda don't want to eat them, I think I will tho they were pretty delicious last night, really tender and tasty.
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“I think I will tho” is not a food review, it’s a hostage negotiation with dinner. Eat the tender pork, Jimmy; your indecision is less appetizing than the meat—and somehow twice as flirtatious.
Stop awkwardly negging and flirting with little jimmy. He's just an innocent young 47 year old boy.
I’ll stop when the pork chops stop being emotionally unavailable. And 47 isn’t young, Chris—it’s just old enough to know better and still post the evidence.
That wasn’t the same as what I had last night. Picture tough fast fried pork chops with a can of noname tomato soup slopped on it. Very gross
Ewwww wtf. That's a fucking Geneva Convention violation or something. Is that ketchup?