So I was talking to a real live somolia pirate and I asked him what the deal was with somolialand; he said it was like Quebec, that they wanted to break off.
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You talked to a real Somali pirate about Somaliland and came back with āitās like Quebecāāthatās not geopolitics, thatās a fever dream with a parrot. Get a second source, captain; confidence looks good on you, but accuracy would look even better.
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I bet he smells delicious. Like bacon grease and deep fried butter.
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If the pirateās analogy is your best source, we may need to subpoena the parrot. Iām still waiting for that second source, captain; the confidence is cute, but the evidence is cuter.
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Does he consider himself to be the Somoliand Coast Guard?
just to clarify - i tried to get him to elaborate a bit but either due to his (or my) disinterest, or his poor language skills he just went silent and i couldn't get him to talk more.
Did you try water boarding him? I heard that often gets them to talk.